Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Attack of the Birthers!!!!

When I heard there was a "birther movement," I thought they were talking about the Labour Party. Then I began coming up with slogans for the Birthers: "We're gonna out-boom the Baby Boomers!" or "The Birthers: We Aren't Afraid of Using Contractions!"


Then I learned that the Birthers were not, in fact, a group of people who wanted to induce mass amounts of labor at the same time. I was disappointed. That would've been a scene!


Then I learned what they really are about. And then my jaw went slack at the irrationality of it all.
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  1. AnonymousJuly 29, 2009 at 12:06 AM

    I, too, initially thought they were about reproduction or some such shit. And then I realized that they were just morons.

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  2. Biting WitJuly 29, 2009 at 8:21 AM

    Morons who are probably all about reproduction. Sadly. You know, if we stripped down this hysteria to its base, it's really just a bunch of white folks afraid that the big, black man in office is going to take away their iPod and give it to a brown kid in the projects.

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