In Honor Of Hump Day

For those unaware, Seattle hosts an amateur porn movie contest every year. The deadline for submissions is coming up fast, so if you want to enter, visit their website for submission guidelines.

My favorite part of the guidelines are the extra credit (for you over achievers):

"A jury of local sex experts, sex-positive film critics, and sex-obsessed porn fans select HUMP! entries for inclusion in the festival. We look for hotness and humor-films don't have to be slick, just hot and/or funny-and entries that are made especially for HUMP! are likelier to make the cut. To prove that you made your film just for HUMP!, include one or more of these props and/or locations in your HUMP! submission:

PROPS

• a pink slip (layoff or undergarment)
• motorcycle boots
• Mormon undergarments
• e-stim unit
• Aplets & Cotlets


LOCATIONS

• the SLUT
• the P-I globe
• the Statue of Liberty at Alki Beach
• the giant mitt outside Safeco Field

Extra-extra credit for any film that uses all of the above. No one is obligated to include this silly crap in a new film."